You have to be wary around bull terriers. At first it's fun, then you start waking up in back alleys covered in urine and vomit...

Private Eyes. They're watching you!

Did your grandma ever use brush rollers? They had stiff tufts of plastic or something sticking out of them. Compared to those, sleeping in the metal curlers was probably bearable-sort of.

I remember my grandmother used to sleep in these hellacious metal hair curlers EVERY night. I would seriously rather be bald.

I support a Dakota Johnson star turn, as it is about time for a Don Johnson renaissance.

Um, so I maybe saw Fifty Shades of Grey. And while it was awful, I was actually super impressed by Dakota. She took a lame drip of a character and actually made her likable and funny. She saved the entire movie from being 100% awful.

Eddie Murphy doing Bill Cosby:

Is he seriously wearing a fucking clip-on bow tie?

I work in an industry that I ended up in by accident, but I find my job fine. It's not my dream job (because that would be working for SHIELD, so...it doesn't exist) but it's not a bad gig. A couple of months after I started, though, a woman I didn't recognize asked me how it was going, and I said, "You know, I…

Art school DESTROYED my love for creating art. I can no longer create art uncritically or at least, use my critical mind for the good of my art. It went from being something that consumed my free time and that I could get lost in to something I dreaded. SAD. A decade later, I'm working in an unrelated field (and…

I've been working a long time now in some kind of 9 to 5 fashion, and frankly I doubt I'll ever find a job I truly "enjoy." I tolerate my jobs because they give me money so I can support my family and have my hobbies. Other than that, a paycheck is a paycheck. I find it obnoxious how we're supposed to chase the dragon…

When people get all jazzed over how we should all find our dream job etc, I wonder how little they notice the people around them making average lives possible.

I'm a nearly 50 year old woman who was raised by a staunch feminist, so I could never admit to the fact that this was my dream life.

The problem is that one of the main reason employees despise their companies is because of how they are treated by them. When employers have shit conditions and a "you're lucky to have a job" attitude the employee are more likely to hate working there.

Honestly, my dream job?

Actual feedback from an interview (paraphrased, because it was 1999):

Most people look at me like I have two heads when I say that I don't really care if I don't love my job as long as I don't hate it and dread going to work every morning. My passions are family and friends- I don't have a brain for science or numbers. My dream is to write, but given that I have to support myself…

Reese must've been "acting" nice because not one person I know has a nice thing to say about her. In fact, I've heard she treats the help like shit.

Robert Pattison's comment was definitely shade, IMO. I await the ruling of Shade Court

When I read romance novels, it's almost exclusively historical ones because they're basically like fantasy novels. So far removed from my reality. That's what makes it enjoyable. I always get bored or upset by modern romances. I don't know why.