You’re a funny person, my morning laughter check :D I understand what you meant now, looking young versus looking like an actual child.
You made me laugh out loud, thank you!
“My first child was named after my favorite neighborhood an d my favorite book character. My second child was named after my favorite Hallmark greeting cards line”
Because I’m the world’s biggest moron.
Other headlines I considered for this post were:
- Ashlee Simpson’s Baby Girl: “I’m Coming Out!”
Who’s saying Zayn was the second-hottest? That person is clearly a liar.
Except (contrary to what the opposition is saying) this isn’t about legalization, which most sex workers oppose. This is about decriminalization, which is a very different thing.
Sex tapes of celebrities published without their permission? No thanks!
Poor thing. They say it had duct tape on its snout, so I don’t have any doubts some idiot was trying to keep it as a pet. Probably just abandoned it when it got big enough to be hard to handle. Gators are not pets!
This is horrible. If you were born before 1982, almost all of our parents would have been arrested.
omg did you just solve depression? Mind blown.
save Uzo
Bear Grylls is the Dane Cook of survival experts.
Yep. A story about Pluto belongs in a celebrity gossip feature called Dirt Bag.
You are a fucking monster, Bobby.
Ladies and gents, I give you “San Diego bro” captured to perfection:
And if I’m not ungreyed after I photoshopped an ibex for you people I just give the fuck up.