I LOVE IT, UMA, FOLLOW YOUR HEART, REJECT THE TYRANNY OF MASCARA.

So proud that we have someone who is both a doctor and a judge on staff.

Anastasia refers to her ass as her "behind," her vagina as her "sex." Her juvenile exclamations of "Jeez!" and "Oh, my!" and "Hmmm" are interspersed with the least specific descriptions of Christian Grey—the guy who threatens to beat her up for mouthing off or misbehaving—as the hottest man in the history of…

"I think she likes sex already."

did you just fat shame a baby

How can a newborn baby be obese? WTF are you saying?

Are you really fat shaming a baby?

"Ah, a new baby!"

Nope.

NOPE BYE.

MURDERER OR TEDDY GRAHAM

Not to fear. Crabs are very friendly.

I prefer Sir Hiss.

They also stripped his pants off and told him that he would be "sold into sex slavery."

That's all I've got to say on this subject.

Poor little guy.

So they are anti-contraception and anti-abortion...and don't want to fund pregnancy care. I simply cannot follow their thinking. That list doesn't even have its own internal logic.

Jolie, I didn't see this! I just bought my wedding shoes for May! I am wearing a ball-silhouette gown, so they won't be all that visible. Because of lawyering I am sick of heels. REVOLT!