There are so many things that are incorrect with this comment.

MLB needs a salary floor, not a salary cap. Teams like the Marlins shouldn’t be able to put out the bare minimum when their owners are just banking their TV money.

People say this as if small market teams are run by some Mom & Pop operation on a shoestring budget. Bottom line: there are 30 MLB teams and 585 billionaires in the US alone. If you can’t make it work and stay competitive without creating an artificial means of wage suppression, sell your team to a billionaire who…

Now I see why Embiid has migraines and diarrhea.

I try not to make too many assumptions about what NBA players are really like based on what I know from their public personas, but I’m super incredibly confident in saying that, if I were an NBA player, I would have zero interest whatsoever in playing on the same team as Jimmy Butler.

BUTLER: But the most interesting detail of that whole scrimmage, that nobody knows? Thibbs was guarding me. Thibbs was guarding me the whole time. 1 on 1.

How you keep doing the beat that you’re doing is a mystery but we all owe you a debt of gratitude for your ability to do it.

Surprised Ben didn’t just go in anyway. He seems the type of guy to do that.

Seriously, that’s the most saccharine thing that’s ever been written at Deadspin, and also by far the most frightening. Get well Drew.

There are many things to love about Drew, but the thing I love the most about him is how effusively he lives his life

The draft should have a “Bulls Clause” where teams that are exceptionally shitty lose draft position. If Bulls get the #1 pick anddraft someone good, the result would not be a better basketball team but a team that still sucks and a wasted player. (And I’m a Bulls fan saying this).

I’m confused as to why the top image hasn’t been slowly been acquiring a distinct orange juice tint.

The leadership committee needs to be formed somewhere above Forman and Paxson, so they can come to the conclusion it’s not a good idea to continue letting these clown shoes wearing motherfuckers run the organization into the ground. It should have been formed when they gave Jabari Parker 40 million, and probably a lot…

. . . no, no, no, this would never undermine your civil suit. Why do you ask?

You’re under the impression that lying to a court in testimony or sworn affidavits is legal so long as it’s not a criminal case?

This is the correct take.  Read the Sports Illustrated article on what a POS this guy and most of his family are,

Good. Death was too good for him. Let him grow old and weak, watching the world pass him by, and seeing everything he wasted in his hate. Make him experience all that. Death is too quick a way out.

Zampetti’s not even completely refusing to testify, she’s planning to in court. Like with actual penalties for perjury. The fact that SafeSport didn’t even argue for an arbitration order postponing the reversal until a trial occurs is absurd.

“please cooperate with our independent investigation, where there are no safe guards that will protect you from being dragged through the mud by our ““”””totally super independent””””” “investigator”, who totally doesn’t have our best interest in mind and doesn’t take how “hurt the accused is” while making his…

They wrote that it botches the Scandinavian crime genre, not that it’s set in Scandinavia. Maybe read properly first before you accuse others of ineptitude?