As far as I’m concerned- if you have

Jeez, he really hates the Rockets

From what I understand the reason exiting the heliosphere is considered interestellar space is because things in this region are no longer protected by the helllio sphere and thus subject to interstellar rays. So basically you can still be in  the solar system and in interstellar space at the same time.

Kentucky gun girl should be somewhere

‘Slave Bible’

I *did* grow up watching him play.

Harold Baines a HOF but not Kenny Lofton.

Sure, sure. 

I wonder if it also has to do with the fact that the nuns who embezzled are women and the priests who raped are male.

Better?

Every year, as December sets in and winter begins to chill me, I can always count on the Washington football team to shit the bed, miss the playoffs, and warm my heart in doing so.

Credit to Josh Johnson, who gets signed by at least one or two teams every year to soak up pre-season reps and manages to not completely embarrass himself. Dude should probably have been an actual backup somewhere the last few years but then again who can blame teams for falling to the allure of Tom Savage.

Gruden decided to make his bed with Sanchez as his No. 1 guy, and an off-the-street guy as his No. 2, for reasons that will never be explicitly articulated.

The only thing this play was missing was Brady getting mauled by a Teacup Maltese. 

A brief summary of the text conversation I (a Dolphins fan) had with my sister (a Patriots fan) after the game ended.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA  

The first 69 Gronk doesn’t like

I want to turn this play into a snortable powder and inhale it for eternity.

Soccer. Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.

Man, whoever takes over in Chicago is really going to have to take the flower by the thorns.

Was watching the game and caught this very moment. He walked over and picked up the ball to throw it in and I noticed the fans really laying into him. I thought it was at least odd behavior and was impressed he walked away without engaging those morons. If the nature of their shouting was racist in nature they should…