KD gets a ton of shit for being a cornball–and he should!–but Harden has the corniest on-court game of any player in the NBA.

Or screaming "fake news"

“Yo if my son comes home & try’s 2 play with my daughters doll house I’m going 2 break it over his head & say n my voice ‘stop that’s gay.’”

Again, if Dave Chappelle, a comedian who is 50 light years ahead of this man, can say that there’s a need for sensitivity, then I don’t really care what Kevin Hart has to say. Mafuckas graduate from Tyler Perry movies and don’t know how to act.

I’m almost 40 years old and I’m in love with the man that I am becoming.

They all died this summer doing something stupid without a helmet or seat belt.

If Mueller has a $50 P.F. Chang’s gift card, i think he’ll be able to get him.

“Did you go to high school?”

Can you imagine if we sold cars by weight?

It’s such a break from the usual, boring, Witten-esque color commentary we get. I think of it less like he’s actually part of a professional broadcast team, and more like I get to just watch a basketball game during story time with crazy uncle Bill.

Bill Walton 2020

Wait wait! Wheres all the accident reconstruction “experts” that were here when it happened with all their drawings and other “evidence” that the halo was useless.

I would have at least pushed for some Crackerjack too.

They took the offer that didn’t involve Tim Tebow. 

Goldschmidt is a free agent after this year

As a Giants fan I can’t count how many times I’ve uttered the phrase “Fuck Paul Goldschmidt” in the last eight years, so I was very happy to hear about this.

I really don’t care how the halo looks. Or which part of Alonso’s car came in contact with it. Or even if the headline is clickbait.

Literally the only time the word Honda appears on this page is in your post (and now mine). I think you can dial back the anticipatory martyrdom on their behalf down by at least 2 notches.

You excluded the one line from the report that refutes your opinion. The headline is hyperbolic, but that’s standard

Triggered much?