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An inevitable followup to their filing of Chapter 666 Moral Bankruptcy.

You’re an idiot.

Oh my god. I would have to burn every file he’d ever been near. Also his cubicle. Possibly the entire building.

That’s when you hope to take the loudest, most obnoxious-smelling shit you can, right? Just *frip frip FRAAAAAAP* and a green cloud choking the entire space. “Hey, enjoy your fap, buddy!”

Congrats, you wrecked the line. The smart money was on someone mansplaining the men’s room answer.

He’s just a step ahead. He knows that the entire office is going to be desperate for the toilet ten minutes after the Papa John’s and he’s jumping the line.

Uh huh. It’s God’s specific prescription the Church is worried about. That’s why the Pope spends so much time demanding that people quit working on the Sabbath. What with that being a death-penalty offense and all.

Solid work. Have you found a new gym yet?

Curse you for making me Google that. Not a big curse- like a spilled cup of coffee kind if curse- but a curse nonetheless.

Imagine how sick of that guy you’d be if you had seats near him.

No idea, but I have to de-grey the guy that always fucks up my shit playing Romance of the Three Kingdoms.

Yeah, it was all about one play.

“Immediately”? I mean, if I owned the Packers I’d have been calling for it years ago.

Congrats to Mexico and Costa Rica on qualifying for 2022. Looking forward to the contest between Panama and Honduras for that last guaranteed spot.

The comparison is especially apt since those were Hezonja’s only two points in the game. Doing one good thing and celebrating like you won the MVP is the Swaggiest P of all.

Yeah, but it goes a lot farther. A pound of coffee is what, 30-some cups? A teaspoon of Oolong leaves in a little brewing pot is good for three good big mugs, which the math shows is mumbletyfuck servings to a pound, where mumbletyfuck is a number much greater than 30.

Fair.

We don’t claim to own them, but it would certainly be nice if conservatives would visit once in a while. Truth, justice, and compassion haven’t seen you in many years. They miss you.