No no, I definitely meant Giannis Antetokounmpo-Jabaar.

But what if I could get you Bonzo Lawl in trade, though? Would that get me downgraded to, like, a moderate rash?

Yeah, I’ve actually starred him out of the greys a couple times before I realized. He can be funny. Still an asshole.

Nothing woke about Dwayne. He’s just an asshole.

Was seriously expecting that gif to be a middle finger.

You know, there’s a precedent for 7-footers going from Milwaukee to the Lakers. I think Giannis would look fantastic in purple and gold.

Not even going to mock you, SN17. Good for you. You buy the fuck in. Go Cavs, 2020/21 Eastern champs.

Okay, I’ll bite. Which one are you salty about?

You’re raising truly absurd strawmen. There is absolutely no reason any protection from the Bill of Rights could not be included in a new document. And included in a clearer, more inclusive way.

When it seemed like Sinclair was about to get KTLA, which routinely replays Colbert and other late night hosts tearing up Trump, we started speculating about which anchor would go off after a Sinclair mandatory. I don’t think Liberté Chan would have lasted a day.

Are you saying that we can’t write freedom of speech into a new document?

Story time: Some years ago I worked with a guy who’d gone to school on a football scholarship as an OL. Was even on the Raiders practice squad for a year. Dude weighed every bit of 350 when he worked with us, maybe five years after his playing days.

It’s only a hatch mark if you make it with a hatchet. Dude’s not fucking around, DogFace.

I have. And come on, man. I invite you to take a gander at murder rates and health care in first world nations, for starters.

Probably.

Hey Derek. Welcome to Deadspin. Watch out for KC next week, man, they’re gonna eat you alive.

Yeah, this comment needs more stars than Gruden gets votes. Kid fuckin’ died, man.

Yes, and aha!