You’ve got a show to do, Skip.

Hey, it’s just exciting that a guy who spent fifteen years in triple-A finally got called up to the show. Yeah, his defense is a little suspect, and his free throws, but he’s contributing! I genuinely think he’ll stick.

You think that’s annoying, every time I go camping I wake up with treehuggers chained to my cock. “Save the giant red wood! Protect the old growth!”

Man, ain’t nobody ever won that battle. Gravy, like Father Time, is undefeated.

I mean, sure, deeper bowl to keep your dick dry. Whatever, Matt. Some of us just walk out to the end of a pier and make sure it’s low tide.

I regret that I have but one star to give for the Dr. Donna.

Yeah, yeah, super conservative. You know, other than being opposed to capitalism. And war. And being pro-immigrant. And, y’know, slightly in favor of civil rights.

+1 person with that song stuck in his head for the next 24 hours

Best comment. +1 literal LOL

Nah, man, it only seems like the Warriors have been this good for 18 years.

Who fucking cares what bigots think? You realize that you are the moderate Dr. King was talking about in Letter From a Birmingham Jail, right?

Standard reply to the “but he’s a distraction” bullshit:

I’m gonna bring this out of the greys so everyone can see that someone actually said LeBron is a massive liability at the end of games.

Yep.

Nah.

The person I replied to literally said it was ordered. Hence my reply. So, y’know.

Jet Ocon can’t melt steel Verstappen!

What he’s supposed to do is make sure he doesn’t hit the back marker. I’m not saying Ocon wasn’t stupid, I’m saying that part of being a champion is avoiding crashes. And Max is not good at it. At all.

As fast as Verstappen is, he’s going to have to learn that avoiding crashes is part of winning. Hashing out whose fault it was is fine, but if you want championships it ultimately doesn’t matter why you hit someone. It matters that you hit someone.