Yeah, that’s the good shit. Now tell me how Hader’s not a racist and that the crowd booing Puig had nothing to do with race. Put it straight in my veins, Mike.
It was so much fun listening to Smoltz and Buck act like Counsell was a genius for using his closer in the third inning, then slowly realize that he’d wasted his fucking closer in the third fucking inning. You just KNOW Buck was on the edge of an aneurysm when Puig flipped his bat and crotch chopped his way around the…
Yeah, but we should be glad so few pro athletes know how to throw a punch. Imagine if Shaq had squared up and thrown a good right cross every time he had beef. He’d have a section named after him at Forest Lawn.
Big surprise who’s pushing that hashtag.
When I see the halo and am reminded of how ugly I often find these cars, I just remember how many of my favorite drivers back in the day died in their gorgeous machines.
Looks fast.
Pretty sure that’s what serial killers eat for breakfast.
Sweet fucking Jesus.
Wait, Leftwich? That can’t be right, he was just a player... *Googles*... six fucking years ago? Seriously, it’s been six years?
Saw that article yesterday, didn’t open it, and thought “This is when I’d hate to work at Deadspin. They’re probably drawing straws right now for who has to read that fucking thing.”
Name + comment symmetry, right here.
Yeah. Dave Roberts did.
Yeah, great idea. Even more pitching changes, even more lineup shuffles, even more late games when both benches and pens are empty and the games are pitched by position players because the managers “out-thought” each other.
It’s so much fun listening to him rant about how it’s impossible to win championships playing long ball. His Braves couldn’t steal a base for love or money. They traded for Kenny Lofton and instead of raising their steal total, they killed his. In their championship year they were second only to the Rockies in bombs…
Wait a minute... exactly how high do you have to be to be too high for this post? Did you, like, smoke Keith Richards?
Aw, man. Watching Ronaldinho at the World Cup in ‘02 was what got me interested in soccer. Now I have to file him with Curt Schilling.
“secretly”?
Hell, I didn’t even know pro foosball existed. Now I’ve got another sport to follow. This is not helping things, MyNameIsMyName.
Hi. I’m a veteran. There was a war on and everything. I’m here to ask you to please shut the fuck up.