Hey, have some re2pe6t, man. That’s Dere6 Jete6.

You speak nothing but truth.

The other day I saw gravity at Barnes & Noble looking for a book on Simone Biles.

This one, obviously.

I thought the Spurs v Kawhi was the most tiresome team v star beef ever, but this has topped it in a fraction of the time. Well done (?) Jimmy et al.

Don’t sleep on Atlanta fans. That racist fucking chant had me ready to root for anyone to beat them. Up to and including the Sox.

Houston/LA rematch, neither LCS going further than 5.

Well, one’s personal taste isn’t the criteria. I personally don’t like much country music, but that doesn’t mean I don’t recognize Willie Nelson’s place in its history. Not liking Janet or Madonna is your own (very very bad) taste, but thinking they don’t belong in the HoF is silly.

Counterpoint:

The Beastie Boys.

I have five internets for the person who can tell me where to buy that Hamilton banner.

Nah, man. That’s like going to ESPN and complaining that the scoreline up top spoiled the game. You don’t want to see race spoilers, don’t go to a racing site before you watch.

Counterpoint: Nothing has ever been cooler than Paul Newman. His death is the major cause of global warming.

That’s the motto on the new seal of the Supreme Court, isn’t it?

Hi there... history called and would like you to read it. Lincoln has as much to do with these Republicans as Plato does.

Looking forward to your LeBrandon slash fiction.

Yeah, hard to imagine why sane people in a country that’s gone mad would feel schadenfreude toward a guy whose mere presence on the radar is a clear symptom of the madness.

I mean, that lineup finishes third in the East, right?

Did you think I was stanning Kobe by celebrating having a team without him?