Wish I had a hundred stars to give this comment.

That would be the best wedding gag ever.

You have to be a troll, right?

Don’t know why this multi-posted. Kinja’d.

Might want to check the voting numbers on Boomers or Xers, whichever you are, before you attack millennials. Ain’t the millennials that elected Trump.

Eh. Fuck your whataboutism. Seriously.

Last medical show I watched was Emergency 51. Johnny and Roy never gave anyone a chest tube, but if the guy needs an IV ringers lactate, I’m in there.

Also he traveled and failed to maintain control of the ball when he hit the ground and his bat clearly crossed the plate.

Yeah, I guess the ump trolling possibilities are pretty outstanding, aren’t they?

Those braille jerseys are fucking awesome.

Patchouli, incense, a scent billed as “pheromone cologne,” and always 12 too many hours since his last shower.

I bet your mom’s glad she didn’t try to hold on until spring to game your service time.

Waaaaaitaminute. What are you trying to pull here? None of those facts are fun! #FAKENEWS

“Roster expansion” is my new favorite euphemism for childbirth.

Picklenose? Fickle-nose.

I always wonder whether this level of excuse-making for Hamilton’s challengers is based in fandom for the other driver, or hatred of Louis.

“center of Cam’s body”... the defender’s knee and shoulder hit the ground as he went for the hit. That’s how low he had to get to put his hat on Cam’s.

We’re watching one of the greatest drivers of all time overcome a 4-time champion who’s had a better car for most of the season. This was the first race in a while that was even a little bit of a parade up front.

Nice. He has nice wins now.

I never bother with a new account. The only place where a greying lasted was Gawker and its subs, and I’ve still got posts up from that shitstorm. It’s just not that serious. It’s a blog site on which we make glib comments.