Is that what you want? The authors coming down in the comments to beat up posters and invite the mob? Chris told him in an aside to knock it the fuck off already. Jimbo couldn’t let it go and brought that private warning out here to appeal to the crowd.

He asked. And was answered. And asked. And was answered. At some point it’s time to stop. And he doesn’t need you to stan for him, he’s perfectly capable of telling me to fuck off if that’s his choice.

Agreeing with a writer is not licking boots. And I’m a contender for the “most times re-greyed” award across all the former Gawker sites. Feel free to go pound sand.

LOL. Buddy, I am not the one.

Honestly, I think dating profiles for straight men should have a box to check if they’re housebroken.

Reading this post in Donna’s voice. Giggling.

Almost made this joke, but then I figured someone had to have beaten me to it. Come on out into the light, objectively horrible screen name and all.

Jesus, man. Enough already.

Yeah, absolutely. Dude put up 50.4 WAR in an injury-shortened 13-year career. For comparison, Kirby Puckett is in the Hall with 51.1 after an injury-shortened 12-year career. Wright is a marginal HoF candidate by WAR despite only having 8 full, mostly healthy seasons.

Congrats on almost pulling off the most disingenuous possible reading of NF’s post. 90/100. For a perfect score next time you should try to deliberately misinterpret something about unions, too.

I suspect it would be even more depressing if we could see how many of those 61 and 45 were his fellow officers.

That joke’s barely good enough for one handle. Paper scissors rock, loser changes their name to “JoeBidenHisTime”.

Amidaniels?

Yeah, I’ve always found the way to deal with him is mockery.

“This is how liberty dies... with a long, wet fart. Shart? That sounded like a shart.” -Amidala in The Orange Menace

C’mon, walk it off.

No amount of soap, hand sanitizer, bleach, alcohol, and fucking fire is enough to protect you from kid-borne plagues. They are the perfect vector. It wasn’t rats that spread the Black Death, it was children.

Of course they have flamethrowers, man. The fuckin’ pigeons in Philly have .45s. They want to protect that field from gophers and ground squirrels, they need to be at least as well equipped as a Marine weapons company.

Yeah, I genuinely want to support these sites by turning it off, but it’s like an ad nightmare from fifteen years ago. I don’t know how anyone visits on a phone or tablet.