Right, right, it’s the “equality agenda.”

Nothing escapes the chingularity.

1. No, I’m not, and no it wasn’t.

I hope someone puts together a highlight reel of all the coaching this guy’s ignored and all the obscenities he’s ignored from male players. The violation for coaching was chickenshit at best, and that game penalty was fucking absurd.

*white quarterback sack. You can hit Cam Newton with a fucking tank for all the NFL cares.

So does Phillip Fucking Rivers. It’s a different era for QB stats.

Fuckin’ hangover lasted longer than the honeymoon.

Kanye: “Blah blah blah sorry.”

“It is our conclusion that FBI really does stand for Fucking Bunch of Idiots. The only good feebs were Mulder and Scully.” - The Justice Department

It’s all this unwritten rules bullshit. We need to sacrifice a live Brian McCann while Yasiel Puig hits one out and flips his bat into the upper deck.

We all knew it was out there, man.

Can’t expect a lot of forethought from someone working in the Trump WH. These are not exactly a bunch of people who would beat you at Scrabble.

I spent half my youth in Western PA. And the Yankees are in #3, so cut your hair and shave, young man.

God Almighty, I think that’s actually true.

Oh, a trivia game! I love trivia games.

Nah, man.

The spelling’s too good and the sentences are pretty coherent. This has to be a regular on a burner, right? Rom, is that you? Dice-K? Norm?

This just in.