I use the thought of an old guy announcer saying “major dunkage” to postpone ejaculation. 

How does Eminem fall into that grouping?

I’d say Detroit should feel embarrassed but I think the city responsible for Eminem, Kid Rock, Ted Nugent and the Insane Clown Posse probably doesn’t have enough to go around.

Pfft, Harden would have gotten the call on that first GIF for a four-point play.

After the game, Lebron said this game was for Lou and I have never been more impressed with someone owning their love for “Mambo No. 5"

That’s a guy who walked into a department store in 1992 and screamed “MAKE ME LOOK LIKE JERRY” and never looked back.

But apparently I’d hit too close to home, because he turned his back to me, the back of his head literally an inch from my face.

The top picture was more a more succinct summation of his dickishness than the tweets.

It does if every non-phone screen is horizontal!

I’m going to go buy some milk just so I can shoot it out my nose

This man will not shut up or dribble.

White lady who smokes and drives an SUV is a large pool to pare down.

We could, but it may be easier and more fun to just attack all Seahawks fans.

Here’s a thought: maybe wait until your broken game is no longer broken until you make it into an esport.

Has Kershaw considered that maybe Ohtani was bored because Kershaw is one of the most boring professional athletes out there? Dude has never given an interesting interview in his life; I can’t imagine he’d be able to give a good sales pitch.

Haven’t you seen those propaganda videos? You’ll end up getting hungry and eating your children, a good ol’ “California Cheeseburger.”

Chris Harrison is the devil and I won’t hear any other opinions on the matter.

like a 1:10 ratio of positive esports stories to negative ones. It has to be a fundamental problem with the culture of competitive gaming.

I wonder what it is like to live without the concept of shame? Literally never feeling shame, or guilt, or ever having even a single moment of self-awareness. Not even being able to grasp the concept of hypocrisy.

It’s almost as if Trump is a liar and just says crazy shit all the time but people still report his words as fact.