How does 50-year variable APR sound to you, friend? What a small price to pay for two August weekends a year in beautiful S.A.

Does that offer include great terms on a reverse mortgage?

If you think San Antonio wants anything to do with Lonzo Ball, I have a timeshare in San Antonio to sell you at a once-in-a-lifetime price.

You went with Michael to further the joke?

That damn dog just broke like 17 unwritten rules and I love him for it. But he’s never making it to the hall of fame.

In a word, MAD. Mutually Assured Destruction has long been held to be the primary doctrine of nuclear war. We have lots of missiles in hardened silos, but if they get hit, we need our enemy to know that we can still destroy them.

left overs of the cold war. Nuclear weapons buildup brought us up to 25,000 warheads (made up number). Treaties like START and START II, dropped us down to 15,000 then 10,000 (again made up numbers). But policy still says we should have 6550. There won’t be any reductions in our stockpiles until Russia and/or China…

you had your chance with Rodman the other night and no one asked

Isn’t that central to the playbook of the heel, though? I mean, look at our president.

Ok but where does Dikembe think he will go? I want all the mid-90s All Defense Team to weigh in on this

You can’t be a heel, constantly do dirty shit and then act as if you are above the people who react to your behavior. Dude is completely insane.

I said, ‘Tristan, we ain’t cut the same’

“Us too. Among other things.” – Philadelphia

I mean other than the complete lack of public transportation, the 300+ days of summer (plus the 100+ days of super-sayan summer), the weekly industrial fire/explosion, and occasional devastating hurricane...it’s ok

I would love to see LeBron just dunk on LaVar all day. LaVar goes off on CNN about how his son doesn’t see the minutes he needs because James is selfish and LeBron just tweets, “u bum” and immediately owns him forever. God, I want that.

I was in Houston for work one summer. I was staying at a nice B&B run by an eccentric lady and decided on a whim to walk to the Menil Museum which was only 1 mile away and it seemed unreasonable to call a cab. Big fucking mistake. On my way over, people were either staring at me blankly or smiling and waving from…

Getting LeBron to the Rockets seems like a real Challeng- *pulls plastic bag over own head*

Not with that attitude.

Sorry you had to deal with that, that’s awful. No, I’m a man, which of course made a huge difference, I should’ve been more clear. I think it just especially annoyed me because I’d moved there after a few years of living on Chicago’s South Side, where I had guns drawn on me a couple times and got punched in the face…

Or how this person is homeless specifically because gentrifying transplants like this asshole took their housing.