Plenty of pedophiles, terrorists, criminals, domestic abusers, any felons you can name, would’ve gotten access to easy guns. But hey, don’t restrict Florida Man’s freedoms.

Gotta say, escaping Cleveland only to be traded back seems like the kind of thing that would happen on a flat Earth.

psssssssssssst. He was being facetious.

Tis all a distraction while republicans disassemble the government and raid the treasury.

Clearly, if we’re counting on President Trump to lead by example on best security practices, we’re all screwed.

I think Sam Amick described it as a “significant bone contusion.” Yeah, here:

But. Her emails?

“He .... has been wearing a soft cast.”

Fun Fact: This is the 20th year since Michael Jordan retired from the Chicago Bulls.

A Western Conference team has won 14 of the last 20 NBA Finals, and have had home court advantage in 17 of those 20 Finals. ‘04 Pistons, ‘06 Heat, ‘12 Heat, and ‘16 Cavs were able to overcome not having home court to win a Finals, and…

Yup. She’s a stupid bitch leading a pack of stupid morons.

Problem is she and the other clueless cowards don’t think there’s anything to learn.

Meanwhile poor Tammi’s getting dragged again

I look forward to the “Super Flag Extraveganza” that he throws instead where Kid Rock and Kanye West perform a mash-up questioning if white people are really responsible for slavery and they cap it off by firing Bowe Bergdahl out of a cannon (fired by Ted Nuggent) into a brick wall with Rosanne’s face on it.
The whole…

The Capitals however, are welcome to come. Ovechkin can even have some nuclear launch codes as a parting gift.

Reason to not seek fame: as soon as you die, everyone tries to pick apart who you were, question your life’s work and motivations.

instead the man gave a “friendly” hello before continuing on his way

One of those boys was too young for the league and sat on the bench only because his dad was a team manager.

Also, Wayne Gretzky never won a single Super Bowl. Talk about a lack of grit.

Soon you’ll find D batteries in your pocket with no idea how they got there!

Much as I dislike the vapid, vacuous, and vainglorious Kardashians, I’d still opine that, on her worst day-hungover and suffering from Botox poisoning-Kim could think rings around our nincompoop-in-chief