Jesus. That’s fucking incredible. I don’t get it.

DNP: Did Not Pipe (and not very happy about it.)

DNP: Trying to give that pipe

Aw man, it’s so beautiful, when a man, and a woman, bring a little bundle of joy into the world and then he disavows paternity but also sets up an irrevocable trust on behalf of the baby, who will never want for anything in this mortal world but a simple sign of love from the patrician-but-tacky old man who brings a…

+1 Jerry Lee Lewis

“If you guys can’t behave, I’m going to pull this arena over right now and...”

Reminds me of when Kentucky’s coach had to grab the mic and tell the couple fucking in the bleachers “quit, cousins.”

More stars and mirror prisons, +1

...except he’s actually from New Zealand, which rightly considers itself a much more civilized place.

Maybe it has stuff about cars in it.

The more important and directly causal thing? Yeah, we probably should.

Christ, look at that line up.

Also proven effective in preventing mass shootings: stricter gun laws. Let’s go with that one first, then address the media.

It’s pretty well established that conservative causes choose their female spokespersons by criteria that don’t require them to be personable (or, for that matter, particularly knowledgeable or honest). They want girls who are as combative as they are fuckable—and they better be very combative.

Yeah, it had nothing to do with graduating from Medill, or doing five years at the Washington Post and a couple more at other papers.....

The entire premise of the joke is that Timothy Chalamet is a young, hot person and she is an old person. That joke is pretty banal (minus if it’s cool or not to call a random person hot). If you don’t bring up his age, there’s no joke.

I mean, she very obviously didn’t think he was actually 15.