She french fries the entire way down. I watched three times just to be sure. Doesn’t pizza even once. This woman should be on a stamp.

-Michael Scott

- Your father holding you for the first time

It’s very hard to watch this video—and especially this video, which zeroes in on Redick’s message—and not wonder whether J.J. Redick is, in fact, trying to smuggle an insult into what is otherwise meant to be a greeting.

- The doctor to your mother after delivering you.

No it was that bad, she tried to sex up/lounge sing the National Anthem.

would you believe that’s our boy supermans first post ever?

Love that all the “stick to sports” people just HAPPEN to go silent when Brady keeps his MAGA hat in his locker. They just HAPPEN to go silent when Bill Belichick writes that letter to Trump. They just HAPPEN to not protest when the rich billionaire owners give millions to Trump. Just a big coincidence, right?

The flaw in his argument is that it’s reasonable and well articulated.

When Congress refused to renew the assault weapons ban, then refused to act after Newtown, they sold our children’s safety down the river in the name of gun money.

At least Obama tried to do something about it. Now that Republicans control the government the silence is deafening when it comes to doing anything about these shootings.

Because the NRA doesn’t represent gun owners as much as they represent gun manufacturers.

Typical libtards getting triggered just because children are dying in easily preventable ways

Not sure, but I bet it involves smoking cigarettes and wearing a matching tracksuit.

If you no longer enjoy watching Jackass you might as well off yourself now; there is no joy left to be had in your life.

‘zactly. Deadbeat Chads.

I blame the absence of fathers in the white community. Where is the personal responsibility???

“Damn it, Philly we better than this.”

Finally a chance to throw batteries at someone’s head out of joy instead of anger.

And all this time I thought that the 9 on his jersey was just some pointless numeral assigned by the team in compliance with the NFL's numbering system implemented in 1973.