The two assholes he high-fives after catching that ball are just as shitty. Especially the guy with the slicked-back hair and the glasses and the douchey-ass sideburns. Douchey sideburn asshole has a very clear view of that happened to the poor lady. But he doesn't care. He doesn't give a shit about anything besides…

"The hole started out pretty small," said the project manager. "But we made the hole bigger, and we're pretty confident that within the week we can make the hole big enough to swallow and destroy the entire stadium."

You can tell it's in Australia because the kid spun counter clockwise.

I just don't understand why you'd go through all that trouble of painting the dog when you have the perfect representation of Clemson athletics in the garbage can.

The fact that the toilet paper is just set on top of the holder is easily the most embarrassing part of this picture.

Shit's makin' my penis soft.

Well, you gotta hand it to SE Missouri: mid-majors need all the exposure they can get.

Yeah, I guess they are point maximums? You'd think the list would be minimums. Doesn't make much sense. You can always go over the "maximum score" for bragging rights and shear awesomeness, but failing is failing.

How many student athletes have $30k to spend on a new car when they have no income?

Shit, add due process to the list of rights lacking in the NBA along with freedom of speech, right to bear arms, and not requiring the quartering of soldiers.

If he wanted to have sex with a woman as unresponsive as a corpse why didn't he just get married?

You're the "I hate my life, what's a joke" type person aren't you?

Easy to look impressive when there's a Hobbit used as reference.

"Hi, yes, my name is Darren Rovell, and I'm concerned that one of your writers, a Mr. J Swift, implores me to eat newborn infants. This is quite troubling, and I advise disciplinary measures posthaste."

Master Sterling is what he wishes his players would call him.

During TNT's halftime segments I've found that it's the in-game analysis, rather than an actual human being, which tends to fly right over Shaq's head.

Wow. The exploding house video went better than this did.

but Gomez made that little girls life change. Ichiro made that girl need to change her underwear