You're just desperately grasping now, son. This isn't a 'record', they don't give awards for this, it's just a trivia answer.

What records has he broken? Oh what's that, he hasn't broken a single record yet? Ok keep us informed when an actual record is broken.

Oh, I've been saying this since the GQ article about how awful of an owner he was and how he constantly drove away/de-motivated good talent with his insufferable bigotry, but at the time my only outlet for discourse was my middle-school journal. I would upload some pages if I cared what you thought of me, but I don't,…

Except I don't think anyone says "let's act like drunk red necks" except for drunk red necks

"If you are of a sober state of mind, and you enjoy listening to Snoop Dogg, then you belong in your local equivalent of rural Missouri. Or dead, dead is probably better."

Not even two Tupac's in the crowd could save this game for the Lakers fans.

UNH Facilities Employee: "Mr. Weitzell, I've just found a peephole drilled through the wall of one of our basketball locker rooms!"

Fuck this new format. Too much clicking, death on a mobile device.

I fucking hate how you can't see a picture on the main deadspin home page . I know it's to get more people to click on the articles but this set up is maddening

This is a new security feature on Twitter in which any account that follows Skip Bayless is automatically considered to be compromised.

I'm sorry, people were talking? Too busy tugging my harbl to the redhead to comprehend that words and burgers were involved.

She may not be much of an actor, but she's a hell of a Scrabble play.

You can call it xenophobia if you want, but I don't hate anyone kid. That's where the disconnect is. You just want to finger point, and call someone a name. If if makes you feel better to try and make someone you've never met a villian, go for it...no one really cares what you have to say anyway. You're just one…

I'm kind of confused at your assumption that I hate foreign-born players, first and foremost.

Just because I won't get all fan-boy over a team of foreign-born players like so many wishy-washy basketball fans, doesn't mean I hate anyone. Apparently your reading comprehension is critically lacking, because I've clearly…

Don't forget that in Wisconsin people from Illinois are referred to as "fibs" (fucking Illinois bastards). Chicago fibs are generally agreed to be the worst of all the fibs.

In that case, kindly please stop driving to our state to see actual trees and assorted greenery.

Illinois: New York? No. Chicago hates NYC, but the rest of Illinois doesn't give a fuck about NYC and the whole of Illinois doesn't give a fuck about the large state of New York.
And most Chicagoans hate Wisconsin more than they hate NYC, so I'd say N. Illinois hates Wisconsin. S. Illinois hates Missouri.

Shouldn't Arizona's arrow point south?