Wilbon is the worst. He is somehow, at the same time, antiwhite and an uncle tom

Oh man, why's the video so short? I wanted to hear what these unassailable paragons of journalistic integrity had to say about Ciroc Ultra Premium Vodka another seven or eight minutes down their list.

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Anybody who wrote what Mike Wilbon did after Sean Taylor was murdered should lose all right to call anybody else sanctimonious.

If Artie Lange never used drugs, he'd look like Dan LeBatard.

Agreed. Adding a bunch of made-up judged competitions just looks like a ruse to pad the medal total of nations with children rich enough to participate in them.

Also a place where you can see Auburn fans on TV

and to make things worse, he couldn't figure out which Affliction shirt to wear today.

This is a non-story. Bad shit goes down in El Paso all the time because of its proximity to the water supply in Juarez.

I don't think the comparison is very apt. Jesus was a carpenter, but watching Johnson, he seems more skilled at masonry.

These people are all Auburn/SEC fans feeling shitty for losing so they have to be shitty to someone else to deflect the pain.

The rare (well maybe not too rare) but always impressive lose-lose trade

"Mvemp shnub, shnirty free duh feety fut"

Charles: Dennis, does it strike you as odd that Jang Song-Taek disappeared and suddenly they're serving us this mysterious food called "jangjimgae"?
Kim: Oh relax Chuck! I've got a gut feeling Song-Taek around here somewhere, after all isn't there a little Song-Taek in all of us? In fact, you might even say we just ate…

Is it any surprise that Smith is playing the villain again for The Matrix?

Don't see any issue with this at all, I'd be fucking pissed too. This is a completely reasonable reaction to your player hitting the bottom of the rim on a wide open layup.

Wisconsin is routinely a 3-5 seed and makes the sweet 16.

I'd be upset too if I had to live in Iowa

Fucking repulsive

Before we rush to judgment here, we should find out how many dicks this dude has.