My guess is they just assumed Perkins would be standing around in the middle of whatever it is they were trying to do anyway.

"No perc? Well, I don't care that I wasn't invited, either."

"All this talking & texting, he NEVER mentioned a girlfriend."

Most likely a dick pick 6, since it was a screen pass.

Well, that's enough Internet this year...

I can't make heads or tails of how that orgy situation would go mechanically. There should be video of that. And I would jerk off to that video on principle.

Spoken like someone who couldn't rely on talent in the first place. That's like saying because microwaves are so easy to use anyone should be able to cook a great meal.

Really? I guess you never learned when to just keep your damn mouth shut.

I think we all need some Russian drivers:

Defeeted Brandon Marshall is defeeted.

Whereas you, on the other hand, seem like a delightful chap.

My team's the Dolphins so our asses have been kicked PRE-first round. I just hate rhetoric like "backed into the playoffs". I mean, come on, Dallas idiocy and Lions ineptitude? Maybe the Packers are just better than the Bears and Lions like they are every year. So the Bears defense sucked this year. So what? They…

Backed into the division? I don't think that means what you think it means. They beat you in a win or go home game in week 17 on the road. That's the opposite of backing into it. Maybe you should be more pissed at your own team for first getting blown out by philly in a clinching game last week and then losing at home…

Fuck your "backed into the division title" bullshit. The Packers weathered the storm the entire second half of the year without their best player. And once he returned, he embarrassed the Bears like he always does.

Just so everyone's up to date, I'm now also a Packers fan.

Q: How do you stop Brandon Marshall from beating his wife?

No video? Good.

I love when he sports the porn stache

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."