Leave it to bandwagoners to hop on the mainline after Alabama has shot up in recent years. If the guy was a pure fan, he'd have stuck in there through the black tar of the Shula years. But no, he's got no weight; he'd just as soon tie it off once the Tide turn to junk. Dude deserves a smack.

Doesn't mean those fahkers from Bahstahn aren't profoundly stupid and awful. I'm sure that second guy is super tolerant and thoughtful, though!

That's funny because whenever I think about "Philly" and/or "Acid" I tend to think about batteries

God, people from Massachusetts are just awful. It is the Deep South of Blue America.

This seems like it would be useful for drone targeting.

I had the same bright idea a decade ago. Unfortunately mine turned out to be a deal with the Devils.

Not pictured: the girlfriend.

I don't know about that. He doesn't look like the arts and crafts type and that sign took some effort.

She's living the dream. And by dream, I mean a fucking nightmare. How do you kiss that brillo pad?

Alberta.

Hockey Jerseys, Making chubby girls look deceivingly skinny since 1969

Too many times....

And as an American who's never lived in New York City, I'm amused at the lack of knowledge New Yorkers have about everything outside the boroughs. But that's evened out by the abundance of annoying arrogance and love of Red Sox-Yankee telecasts.

Ponder should have just gone as Blair Walsh, because with Samantha, clearly, he waaaaaay out-kicked his coverage.

Creepy is relative...

Man, good for him... Locking that down before he was a backup...

GoPros on the refs would be even better. I bet a LOT of people want to know what the refs are looking at some of the time.

If anyone would be prepared for aborting at the last minute, it's J.J. Redick.

Of course Sterling tried to scuttle a deal to bring J.J. Redick to the Clippers. I mean, Redick is white and Sterling prefers to trade commodities.

Why would they waste money on animation when a reality series would be so much cheaper and easier to capitalize on?