I'm a die-hard Seahawks fan, but Golden Tate doesn't need any douchebag lessons. And I love him for it.

I fully endorse when players do this. FOOTBALL NEEDS MORE GLORYBOYS

Is it cannibalism if a Cardinal eats crow?

Karl Malone always say, laughter is the best mexican.

I hope everyone enjoys this as much as I did:

Jimmy Kimmel had this idea beat by a dozen years:

I don't think I could ever get enough shots of distraught Cards fan. I would bathe in their tears and shit.

That's for the broadcast that describes things before they happen.

Unlike the regular FOX telecast, at least FOX Deportes showed the fucking play as it happened. Less close-ups on distraught fans in an attempt to capture the human element of sports and more...well, sports.

Raider Fan, ladies and gentlemen! The gift that keeps on giving.

"Spoiled child" is the perfect description. Dez Bryant had it too easy growing up. http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/25/spo…

How did the silhouette of Snyder dancing with theNative Americans not make it in?

First-time commenter, well that's just fucking fantastic.

I can only assume my amazing, Karate Kid-themed entry (cough! 125 recommends... cough!) didn't make this select group due to Deadspin's categorical bias against Bill Simmons. But whatever, that was fun.... Fuck Snyder.

You'd totally never see shit like this happening at a Cardinals game. I mean, that fucking city doesn't even have a basketball team.

if anyone knows about stealing money from the Heat, it's Mike Miller.

BUCS OWNER: Can anyone tell me what's going on with that defective black cannon?

The same feature is coming to the next Madden, featuring Tom Brady on the sidelines.

Of course it is realistic. The people that coded this also failed in the area of human contact.