Wainwright?

So it's a good thing we're not talking about the name here.

Hate all you want... Sure, it's not an incredibly well constructed poem. However, the most disturbing part of all of this is that a student both followed the assignment AND found his own personal form of expression and got suspended for it. You have to love our education system. This guy should have just filled in the…

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This is very bad sentence

"Non stop passes from best friend to best friend"

[Brent Musberger] "You cricket playing people, you get all the good-looking women. What a beautiful woman. Whoa! If you’re a youngster in a cricket playing town, start getting the cricket playing equipment out and cricket around the backyard with pop.’’

Cricket is so weird.

Man, it's really windy all of a sudden

Especially since it's a private university.

Snark button disabled. This is awesome.

"All the free Coke you would want" was also a key part of SMU's recruiting pitch in the `80s.

Nate Robinson is in mid-season form.

Now all he needs to learn is how to take a contested 20-footer with 15 seconds left on the shot clock, and his transformation into Aaron Brooks will be complete.

False. There were no highlights from that game.

In fairness to the vehicle, all Jets fans ride the short bus at some point in life.

So a guy who dresses up in a fifteen year old replica Jets jersey and takes a Jets minibus to a Jets game turns out to be a misanthropic murderer who stabs people in alleys? Color me stunned.

Did he stuff the little guy into the wood-chipper?

And after using that hash tag, his laptop was "Randomly" seized by the Department of Justice.

I'm sorry, but how does this guy leave the stadium at all, let alone in one piece? I mean he hit a woman, in front of countless people. Are Jets fans really that desensitized that they won't stick up for a woman???