"What? He literally had people bringing him kids?!"

The mating ritual of the New Jersey male continues to mystify anthropologists.

I love that dude.

At least he didn't have to watch the Jags game.

I'm glad Marcus has chosen to communicate with his brother using a digital medium. Were it not for Twitter, he'd most likely be following his brother around like a little puppy dog, and, well...

One bad night doesn't undo his phenomenal six-year start to his career, not in the least. The only silly thing in your post is your inanity.

you forgot to say no offence.

My favorite part was how you didn't spell it out for us.

Clearly Bill Murray put a stop to it.

moran

Bill Fucking Murray throwing a spear into a crowd of students...

Surprised that with all the Redskins name change controversy that's going on right now that ESPN was cool with this.

Mankind now desperately needs the Tigers to win Games 6 and 7, so as to avoid the inevitable demise of society that will result from having those two teams meet in the World Series.

Brady has kids with two different women, one of whom he is married to. Antonio cromartie has thirteen kids with eleven different women in nine different states. You dont see a difference there? Cromartie has more baby mothers than brady has kids

If you experience red skins after having unprotected sex with Adrian Peterson, you should consult your physician immediately.

after reading this im more upset at Miss Reimer's parents having unprotected sex.

Very true. And 9/11 was all the Wright Brothers' fault.

When Susan Reimer passes by a Hot Topic at the mall, she loudly decries the state of American youth today, and then yanks violently on her kid's leash harness.

You're being entirely too rational and making too much sense. Cut it out.

I agree with the fans—how dare the Braves sully a perfectly respectable Indian caricature with a message of tolerating minorities.