Vin Scully.

I know there's a lot of hate for Tim McCarver and Joe Buck doing baseball, but how can you tell? Fox has the crowd noise on the telecast so loud in comparison with the announcers that I frequently can't hear what they're saying.

Rex is the one more likely to be under feeted

so...you're saying she's not a runway strip, a mustache or hardwood flooring, but, instead, Gene Shalit. Got it.

Pretty sure its "YEAH BABY...WOOO"

While the "peppermint roll" caption is really hilarious, he's clearly saying "baby, woo!"

Busch league

I may be missing your point because that was a long fucking sentence, but it's okay for the Cardinals to act like this because they have a 2-0 series lead? If anything, Puig should get a pass BECAUSE his team is down 2 games.

The comparisons between Cardinals players and what Puig did is ridiculous. All of the celebrations in that link are AFTER the plays are over. Puig flipped a bat on a triple. In other words, while the ball was still in play. Big difference.

Oh this is glorious thank you. I don't have a dog in this fight, but I love playoff baseball and Puig has been great fun to watch all year. The Cards getting sand in their collective vaginas was unbearable over something so small, and throwing their hypocrisy back at 'em is delightful.

Absolutely one of the greatest posts in Deadspin history. Screw the Cardinals and their hypocrisy.

This from the team that counts Ozzie "Backflips" Smith among its club legends.

Understandably, Johnson was also booted from a recent Flock Of Seagulls show.

If it was a black bear security would have shot him.

Damn right. This is baseball. No fun allowed. Sit there and keep score, asshole.

Man fuck outta here. No white player is that fast.

Thank you. They are basically making money off of buying the ingredients for you and selling it at an up charge. It's basically glorified frozen pizza.

That's fair. When you live in a town smack in the middle of the gray, you notice! More so, I'm impressed the map was accurate enough to snag the outliers. Indeed, we have two Domino's!

"sometimes I'm hungry for a damn Domino's pepperoni and salami pan pizza"

No class? I mean, cheering for an injured player is bad and all, but I don't see why these players have to bring up the level of education of most Texan fans.