You should take a gander at the comment section at ESPN.com about this issue; almost every idiot commenting over there is taking the Chargers side.

It’s basically, “The rich athlete doesn’t wanna work for his millions of dollars, so fuck him!”

Maybe this kid has the 100 or so electoral votes that Trump will be short of in November?

Because black people “what the hell do you have to lose?”

What?

Pro athletes with lots of money sometimes make the stupidest investments. If the people around them really cared about THEM, they wouldn’t recommend their ‘friend’ invest insane sums of money on things like this juicer.

The more stories like this I hear, the more I understand why so many retired pro athletes lose all…

Japan better stock up on those vending machines of used girl panties for 2020!

Mayfield is insanely good. I just wish ONE YEAR...Wisconsin could recruit a 4-star+ QB even HALF as good as Mayfield.

PEANUT BUTTER AND JEALOUS, I KNOW.

Yeah because girls and women in general aren’t noted for being catty at all.

You ladies must be bedding some effeminate dudes, because that’s some ridiculous shit. Maybe start dating people outside of NYC before you make a blanket statement about ALL men saying this?

Must be miserable living in a city that’s so Badger/Wisconsin athletics laden. If it’s such a problem for you, instead of crying about it on Deadspin, why not move? Surely your Ivy-League level degree from U of I (wait no, that’s a joke, because Wisconsin is ranked higher than U of I) has opened some career doors for…

No actually idiot, it’s 90% in english, and like you, is fucking annoying.

Oh some lip Herpes would just be the tops for him. Might knock down the smug factor of him from 10/10 to maybe 9.999999/10

I hope you enjoy you life there, you know, surrounded by the cross-hairs of every Arab nation around it. Super safe!

An apt demonstration of Brewer-fans splintered season.

The ‘Batting Stance Guy’ Gar Ryness (http://www.battingstanceguy.com/) would have a field day with Luc.

You stopped watching the ‘gif’ before it ended?

Holy shit, so your attention span is that of less than 7 seconds?

Let me ask, are you one of these people that needs CONSTANT stimulation in order to be actively engaged in anything? I’m surprised you had the ability to hammer out two replies. That must have bored you to…

I’ve had to toss SO MANY contact lenses after apparently not cleaning my finger-tips enough after cutting jalapenos, etc. You THINK you’ve gotten all that pepper oil off your hands, even after several minutes of intense scrubbing, BUT THE BURN REMAINS.

Once contact lenses have been touched up with jalapeno oil, even…

Jon Barry says “are you serious”. It was pretty obvious; listen to it again.

Who are these morally bankrupt Oklahoma fans who put their college athletes above everything and everyone else? I realize life in Oklahoma is probably unbearable, soul-sucking, and everyday they’re probably looking for a reason to not blow their brains out, but come on.

In what other realm on Earth is it THE GIRLS…

Jack-off truthers. Wow.

Jesus, you people never cease to amaze me with your jackassery.

It’s impossible to convince a Warrior fan that’s funny, but I enjoyed your effort. They’re not capable of humor when it’s at the expense of their ball-punching heroes like Green.