The Deadspin staff should have forced Draper to ‘write’ his take on the story. It would have went something like this.....

“A nobody MSU football player aggressively ran into/assaulted Our Lord, Sir Draymond Green, and later when Green attempted to ameliorate the situation with said nobody, Our Lord Sir Draymond Green…

The term ‘hack-a-shaq’ should only be used to describe O’Neal getting raked back in his day.

The only reason ‘hack-a-shaq’ caught on was....drum roll....IT RHYMED!

It sounds beyond stupid to hear announcers/journalists/(whatever Deadspin bloggers are) say ‘hack-a-Jordan’ or ‘hack-a-Drummund’.

She’s hot though, so she’s always got that....at least for a few years:

“Six-Deuce in a plush, six-deuce Impala,

I used to think THAT’S why the NBA originally implemented a salary cap: so each team spends the SAME amount of money, so it wouldn’t give teams (like in baseball, the Yankee’s or the Dodgers) the ability to just throw hundreds of millions of dollars at players. Whoever is willing to spend the most money, gets the…

How does a sport with so many 0-0 ties (that go into penalty kicks, oh how thrilling after watching guys run around in circles for 2 hours), or 1-0 matches.....or the even more thrilling 1-1 ties....have such universal worldwide appeal? Is the sports world (outside of the U.S.) really that enamored with this garbage?

Bad Kinja.

I completely get what you’re saying, and I think a lot of the butt-hurt replies you’re getting are from those very people you pointed out. I guess things got a little too real for some of these people.

Listen, if you play on any major/mid-sized city basketball court, you’re gonna have a more eclectic collection of…

How do you get away with NOT citing a Basketball-Reference.com graphic?

The Back-Room Hammers

If NBA GM’s are smart, they’ll look at SOME of the ridiculous moves the Milwaukee Bucks have made over the the last 10 years, and just do the opposite..i.e., don’t draft 10 years worth of 6-10 power forwards with no offensive game.

East St. Louis. Definitely. :-)

It’s been mentioned a lot, but JR Smith’s D on that shot helped give LBJ a few milliseconds to catch up to it, but even still, LBJ is at the 3-point line when Iggy is into his shooting motion at the basket.

Unbelievable speed (ESPN’s Sports Science says LBJ was timed at 20.1 mph from the 3-point line to the block).

To…

“The Decision” still makes you mad, doesn’t it?

Yeah sure, you and the rest of the bandwagon Heat fans wouldn’t drop to your knees to take your turn sucking his dick if he came back to Miami. Jilted much?

Wow you sound sour bro. Enjoy mediocrity while that ‘guy’ owns the Eastern conference (and the Heat) for as long as he plays in it.

Bad take.

That girl in the back, left side must have known the real outcome and what a farce the shirts are and/or had big money on them to win.