I keep seeing this Ian Rapoport tweet making the rounds:

Being able to choose when to work, how much to work, or how little to work on a given day are probably the top three biggest factors why a part-timer decides to drive for Uber. Pretending that those are nonissues and every driver would love to work a fixed shift for an hourly wage shows a remarkable myopic view.

It’s like people don’t remember how insanely shitty taxicab service was.

or you could just give rides to strawmen.

Is his costume more or less confusing than the phrase, “Matt Harvey, the New York Mets ace”?

Some guys just want to see the world gently toasted.

Hey Raptir,

...it seems weird that a mortgage company’s logo is an upside-down house

No love for Dame?

Living for eight years literally physically ages you.

Never Forget

Did you just all lives matter me

If someone did something that bad, the fans should vote with their wallets and the teams can release the offenders.

Hot take: the NFL shouldn’t punish anyone for anything that happens off the field with on the field consequences. We’ve seen the wildly inconsistent and extra judicial enforcement already and it invites comparisons with on the field issues. Tom Brady didn’t beat anyone, and actually cheated at the game* and he…

“What he did, obviously from what you explained, is terrible,” the fraternity member told her, “but I do want you to think about what the consequences [are] with him and his future. …”

Even if she hyphenates she’ll still be the most Awesome-Hernandez around.

You mean vagina? I mean, you know the guy?