“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

This is the one time Microsoft would love people calling the tablets iPads.

This had every look of a fixed match. He was -625 to win; favs do lose on occasion, but not this egregiously. I hope he made more than $25K for his tanking efforts, otherwise he’s in the hole on this.

Every directional state can be combined with its partner. Done.

Schilling looks like the truck driver at the counter in some diner in the middle of nowhere ready to tell you how the world REALLY works, which they aren’t gonna teach you in some fancy college.

You know, this was my first thought too, but the more I think about it, the more it doesn’t really make sense. For starters, $100 a year is $8.33 a month, which is less expensive than most other music subscriptions. Except it also comes with free shipping upgrades, a movie subscription service, unlimited photo…

Professional athletes taking or flushing condoms seems like a reasonable move. I have no idea if rape happened or not, but that doesn’t swing me either way.

Oh my god, he looks like a flasher lurking outside a woman’s bathroom.

One is for Ramming, one is for Dodging.

‘“Alshon Jeffery asked about the 500+ yards of offense (NSFW language): “If we don’t win the game, that shit don’t matter.”’

The fact that they call it the “99 NFC Championship Game” in that episode drives me insane. They didn’t have one person actually from Minnesota to ask about that?

Eh. At 1-4 they’re still the best winless team in the league imo