Great analysis and article about a sublime match.

Hey, if it's not baroque, don't fix it, right?

The bear and I are one.

First off, thanks for the all caps and for the lesson. Much appreciated.

I actually work for a company that does industrial turbomachinery repair so I can shed some light on what’s going on.

And when an employee emerged with a tray filled with said pastry, she remarked, “What the fuck is that? I hate Americans. I hate America.”

Challenge of the day: Don’t cry into the PCR tubes

This is pretty much the most adorable plane picture I’ve ever seen. Itty bitty cute plane perched atop a big colorful plane to help it fly.

Andy Zaltzman approves!

Take it up with the Tottori representatives. I’m just reporting it.

“a number that’s 48 integers long”
Digits. It is an integer made up of 48 digits...

... reading Penthouse Letters. I plug up one hole in the dyke, another one busts open.

Wait, how was the fact that they let a homeopath teach the class not the headline of this story?

Here’s how to ace any homeopathy class:
1 - Fail the first test.
2 - Fail each subsequent test
3 - Cut up a piece of the first test
4 - Dilute it in water 10,000x
5 - Pour diluted water on subsequent test
6 - Watch F turn into…

It was a great movie and a great ending.

Every soccer mom in America is a Manchurian Candidate, waiting to be activated with a trigger-word like “terrorist” or “thug”. Mechanized Nancy Graces, automated in the defense of vague Americana; mussing the hair of cereal-swilling children, straightening the neckties of bread-winning fathers, and furtively nudging…

So I’ll get my pr people to call your pr people and we’ll organise a party for instagram. Don’t worry, Ill have photographers and filter pros on hand. Do you know any black girls? We need at least one at the party so I don’t look racialist.

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Love Taylor

SCIENCE BOX. There are so many possibilities! I think I’ll go with an autoclave “science box” if I ever meet her. Throw her in, turn it on, and let the science work its magic.

You must be really fun at tennis matches.

Or go to India! Where you can help completely fix a patriarchal culture and, through a donkey dick, teach a man to love strong, independent women.

You. Gave. These. People. Money. So, you say you are tortured about the ignorance and discrimination of your past and the world that these people live in. To show us that you gave them money to reward them for this bullshit and wrote a piece that made YOU money. What is it that you expect? Do you really want a liberal…