This is actually an existential horror film.

Stop eating so much chith and the inches will melt right off.

In some ways this reads like “man, we’re looking for some white men to beat back the African savages. We may have finally found one.”

So this just happened on Twitter:

Hi! Jorts/Shants Enthusiast Kevin Smith here.

A Tunnan once bit my sister.

+150 Near Miss

He was just trying to get his multiplier up. Daredevil perk.

This is particularly interesting because Priapus more or less is his penis in terms of symbolism, so it is odd that he would have a problem with fertility. I think it is possible that the phimosis is more symbolic than anything else.

I get that Le Mans probably isn’t popular enough in the US to get a full dedicated showing on a single channel, but maybe that’s one of the reasons it’s not more popular?

This diet can fuck off to the land of shit i am not gonna do.

Fantastic article Tyler.

That one with the Ham Proximity Meter, which tells you how close you are to Hamilton Nolan. Bigger numbers are better.

Ok to the drivers who inevitably come over from Jalopnik just to hate on lane splitting:

>“What a Triumph”

Usually you have to go a lot further than second base before the Colon is involved.

For me it was the Acura TL. Went from this pretty great looking car:

The idea of slavery really bothers me, because there are people for whom this life represents the only opportunity to take part in this world. There are slaves who are living for the first time (like all the slaves in Qatar), and that is huge for impoverished people in general not just in terms of humanity.

Correct. flip-flops where there is no sand within 50 feet, however, are not.