Good to see someone finally capped Ted.

This is actually an existential horror film.

Stop eating so much chith and the inches will melt right off.

In some ways this reads like “man, we’re looking for some white men to beat back the African savages. We may have finally found one.”

So this just happened on Twitter:

Hi! Jorts/Shants Enthusiast Kevin Smith here.

A Tunnan once bit my sister.

+150 Near Miss

He was just trying to get his multiplier up. Daredevil perk.

This is particularly interesting because Priapus more or less is his penis in terms of symbolism, so it is odd that he would have a problem with fertility. I think it is possible that the phimosis is more symbolic than anything else.

I get that Le Mans probably isn’t popular enough in the US to get a full dedicated showing on a single channel, but maybe that’s one of the reasons it’s not more popular?

Without getting into too much graphic detail, as a person with a laparoscopically placed band (a Lap Band) to help with weight loss, I’ve had to get used to, from time to time, getting my face closer to a toilet than I’d like, to eject something that’s run afoul of the band, and I can tell you that those Worthington…

This diet can fuck off to the land of shit i am not gonna do.

Robarts Library in Toronto - Brualist architecture at its finest...it’s a wonderful monstrosity of a building

Fantastic article Tyler.

That one with the Ham Proximity Meter, which tells you how close you are to Hamilton Nolan. Bigger numbers are better.

It's not much of a turtle, either.

Ok to the drivers who inevitably come over from Jalopnik just to hate on lane splitting:

>“What a Triumph”

Correct. flip-flops where there is no sand within 50 feet, however, are not.