So:

My all time favorite math joke is:

They're using tilt-shift nonsense, that's why.

Nice delts!

Mixmaster on the deck!

Oh, I assumed you were quite young since most people encounter the concept of single-sex colleges by late high school, when they're looking to apply, but I was being America-centric. Sorry!

You...uh...how old are you?

"Photoshop (iPhoto in this case) "

Thank you for writing "on one hand" instead of "on the one hand".

I enjoy learning new terms for fighting, killing etc. from Deadspin.

I wish I'd been an R1200C, just like my dear Mama.

If the power switch doesn't work, take out the power cord, wait 30 seconds, and put it back in.

I'll +1 you cuz you're so mad.

I'm a millennial who gets this joke!

Jason, if you're looking for engaging ball-licking opportunities in your current form, I'm sure there are some accommodating gentlemen out there who would be happy to oblige you.

"do you not employ photojournalists any more?"

Being a raging asshole is not a psychiatric condition.

I had the original Double Down once, it tasted like a salt lick.

Yep, it's all good if you consider it an occasional treat. I, for example, only get shot in the neck on birthdays, or the anniversary of the last time I got shot in the neck.

As a student of entomology, you might already know that scorpions do not fall under the purview of entomology. /pedantry