My spawn came to me with a hole in his pants and asked for more pants I said make your own goddamn pants cuck, then I threw the family bootstraps at him, as my father did unto me.

To be honest? If we’re talking about humans who cheat or who have cheated, I’d say a significant portion of us fall into this category. I’d say just about everyone has lied as well, and just about everyone has told a lie that’s really hurt someone else. It’s absolutely shitty behavior, but it’s also human behavior.…

Is there seriously no middle ground between “God On Earth” and “sleeps nude with underage nieces”? Because man, I’m not that great but I DEFINITELY haven’t done anything close to that in life. And genuinely didn’t think that made me at all special...

I don’t think either party should be playing their relationship in Publix and from what I can tell, only 1 is.

One of the rare contrived situations where it actually is.

I found that story really offputting. I usually really like Rachel Martin, but she was treating it like a film rather than what it is—the believed death of a person. It just seemed so lurid, not at all NPR-like to me.

This is my Tiger Woods take. And you’re free to shit all over it, but I stand by it.
Tiger’s downfall was getting married. As soon as that engagement was announced, Derek Jeter should have had a goddamn intervention for him.
Tiger was banging cocktail waitresses two at a time and racking up majors at similarly steady…

do you not trust your friends partner? if so, go on trying to convince her other not to go.

I feel like this should go without saying but, never go alone into a self built submarine with the weirdo who built it.

Yeah, that was shitty. This whole conversation was shitty.

On the off chance McGregor goes off script and does a MMA takedown once he realizes that the fight is already lost.

I’m glad someone finally found a use for Jim Carey’s Riddler.

I mean I’m more than eager to be proven wrong, I hope LA does a great job with it. But still, I think on the whole it moving around every time does more harm than good.

I think the idea is that poor sportsmanship should disqualify them from competing any further. Which, I dunno, I’m probably OK with that. One thing the world could certainly do without is further generations of hyper-competitive jerks.

Holy shit that was a good speech.

This is incredible. I cried.

There are some incredibly famous artists who are not at all white on that list, so you might want to brush up on your who’s who in the art world.

What’s new is white people not knuckling under to the SJW activists. All too often PoC try to shut down a debate by labeling a white person ‘racist.’

Can we have the “wypipo” references and the drinking of white tears at a minimum please?