All I can say reading these comments is it fucking sucks that the market for vegetarian products is being driven by goddamned non-vegetarians who value “looks and tastes and bleeds like real meat.” Impossible burgers are nasty as fuck if you’re actually a vegetarian. Now, it’s your only option most places if they even…

Lots of companies doing well on the stock market have yet to make a profit.

Damn, you must be so cool.

That’s just embarrassing.  Or, it should be.  It won’t be, though.

You really should be washing the chicken with the bleach.

You’re trying too hard.

Cheezits?

Excuse me, there’s no place in this debate for reasonable takes.  Pick a side and GET ANGRY!

Right on. The idiots at CDC should bring you in to teach a seminar on simonella.

Holy shit. One stupid, wrong comment was answered by an equally stupid, also wrong comment.  You realize chickens and humans have different reproductive systems? Did your mother have a cloaca?

It was a very miserable time in history, Kelly.

First R-rated movie I saw in theater. Me and my friend had to convince his dad to go.  Who you calling a whippersnapper?

This is such bullshit. He took loads of pictures at critical scenes he didn’t know were going to happen the first time he saw the film, and DOESN’T POST THE PICTURES OR LINK TO HIS INSTAGRAM.

They re-did one or more of the Disney princesses in Wreck-It-Ralph 2, if I recall correctly, due to backlash at their appearance in the trailer. Definitely not as extensive as a headlining character though.

Bold new marketing strategy: preview a product so terrible that the audience backlash forces you to abashedly offer to painstakingly redo the whole thing, thereby guilting the audience into seeing a movie that they probably wouldn’t have cared about at all if it had just been presented right in the first place.

If you work for Food and Wine, there’s a good chance you’ll be a dick about it.

The look on his face is always so fucking smug. He’s been his own worst enemy throughout this whole thing. I really think this would’ve blown over with a contrite apology at any point.

Ok, I concede that point.

Didn’t realize he was a sex worker.  Gives new meaning to malcolm in the middle.

Being a sex-worker is not just seen as disreputable in America, though, and it has been seen as such for far longer than a few hundred years. Oldest profession? Never really held in high regard until....well, now it is in some circles, I guess.