My favorite part of the Chargers move is Spanos is forking over $500 million to move while only offering to pay $100 million to help build a stadium in San Diego.

LT is low-key one of the best football players ever. I’ll forever believe them moving on from Brees right as everyone else was hitting their absolute primes cost them at least one ring.

I’d rather be a Browns fan in 1996.

Nah. Don’t give them the money. I want the attendance this season to start at 26 5oo or so for the first game, at which point the announcers will equivocate that it’s almost a sellout, and then the crowds to thin out and bottom out at around 15 000 or so in December, at which point it’s a schadenfreudian car-wreck…

I was initially going to go for that joke, but I think the initial emailer was referring to teams specifically located in LA, which is why he said fourth (USC............…

The racist comments on this story are weird. Like...abuse of women and children is something that men of all races and religions seem pretty enthusiastic about. So claiming his Muslim name or the fact that Jezebel didn’t show his picture (when of course, every link they provide takes you right to his face) is some…

I feel like that describes a lot of fans even here, outside San Diego. They broke lifelong fans in a way I don’t think any other sports team has.

I just moved with my wife to San Diego, from Minneapolis, and let me just say, as a Vikings fan, I admire this city for sloughing off it’s worthless team and not giving in to a butt-fucking of a stadium deal like my former hometown did. It’s refreshing!

Gary Plummer, former Chargers LB, tells a story about how he had been with the team for 8 years and said hello to Alex Spanos in an elevator only to have Spanos look at him perplexed and say, “Hello, son”. After 8 years of playing for the Chargers Spanos didn’t even know his name. Plummer left the next season and won…

2. The Chargers will be the fourth-most popular football team in Los Angeles.

Some people are fans of the Los Angeles Chargers.

Perhaps exploiting your sparring partner in a desperate attempt to show you can box is a bad and sad idea? (Especially when said sparring partner is closer to 40 than 30, and has broken packing peanuts for fists?)

No; persons lie that they forgot rather than admit that they knew they were unlawful.

They forgot they had a loaded gun? They forgot they had a loaded gun? They forgot they had a loaded gun!? That is the most terrifying part of this whole thing. That someone can be walking around carrying a loaded weapon and forget they had it on them is straight up fucking terrifying. If you choose to carry a weapon,…

We agree on many things, actually. That the boy was stupid for agreeing to mule drugs is one thing that is certain, but I really feel he had not the effing slightest idea the thing was so dangerous, indeed assuming he even knew what is was (outside the generic “drugs” category, a fact he most most certainly did know.)

Yeah, that’s Nieto (or is Pena Nieto more proper?) calling him a fucking political moron to his face (ear) and him not even being smart enough to understand that. I love it.

He also whispered “You’re a proper champion now” to Bray when Bray got the pin to retain. The idea that Cena refuses to put guys over is one that has long passed, he’s not HHH who couldn’t even let Sting have one win at WM since lolwcw.

It seems weird for Cena because he’s so good, but I really think he just didn’t realize that he was taking the reverse exploder (where he should rotate and land on his stomach) and thought he was just taking a back suplex. It really seems like Cena’s anticipating a standard back suplex bump and gets rotated to take…

My inclination is that this was supposed to be Nak’s reverse exploder and either they a) didn’t get enough on the initial jump, b) Nak didn’t give Cena enough of a push with his right arm, or c) Cena tried to take is as a back bump instead of a front bump.

Same could be said for the driver who failed to see the Lowe’s truck barreling towards the light and proceeded to plow into him.