Requisite comment: I love reading about Eve, but god damn I never want to play it.

RIP Ass Dan

“I’m just saying maybe if we got everyone the right kind of pumped-up kicks, maybe they could OUTRUN the bullets”. This episode is definitely the weak link of the season (It would’ve worked better if they had just focused on one of the stories instead of cramming them both together.) but that out of nowhere Foster the…

I would if they had a right to vote. I’d be a douchebag, not an imbecile.

It would be even better if they kept arguing to the music...

As a great woman once said, ‘suck a dick dumbshit.’

It’s just a regular bribe. Federal judge appointments are for life so you don’t have to dance around it.

Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

Between that episode, and the “Book of Mormon,” they seem to have taken the stance of “These are really wonderful people - who believe some really goofy stuff.”

Ah, this makes so much sense. All those black guys who died first in every action or horror movie weren’t pushovers, they were just playing on Legendary.

Dear Friends,

That’s coming from someone who swore out loud as they checked your name in the voters booth.

When we practiced the spike at the end of the game at the NFL level, basically everyone treats it as a normal spike the ball, except for one receiver with a route and the QB. That receiver is running the route no matter what, and then if the QB thinks he can get it (defender slow to react, receiver gets a step), he’ll…

Huh, I thought techno was the music of the Wildlings.

“This is fine.”

The most bizarre aspect of the incident that based on every account, Sexy Star had zero beef with Rosemary. All the heat seems to be between her, Taya Valkyrie, whose championship she kind of got through bizarre actions, and Mari Apache, who is currently in Japan, but due to return soon.

So — waaaay overthinking this — for this lineage we’re only considering mixed rules matches? Because Butterbean did lose a couple of boxing matches (and a kickboxing match) between his knockout of Gunn and his loss to Genki Sudo. Does Mayweather-McGregor even really count as mixed rules? Isn’t it pretty much just a…

Seems rather aggressive...A*G*G*R*E*S*S*I*V*E!!!

I’ve been married 16 years and also get screamed at every time I try to get my wife to spread her legs.