I don’t agree with him wholesale, but there was an awful lot of back-patting going on with Wonder Woman.

I don’t know what is more surprising:

Look, I didn’t fuck that sheep.

I have this as a shirt.

It’s a goddamn classic.

How dare deadspin publish a post by Mr. Petchesky, with his slavic sounding name, on this, the 5th anniversary of the Ljubljana Marshes hot air balloon crash in Slovenia. I am aghast at the insensitivity.

Hellboy desperately needs a video game; I wouldn’t mind seeing him and the rest of the BRPD getting the Telltale treatment; make it a good old fashion detective story like TheWolf Among Us and I’d be sold.

Back in my day, players didn’t need coddling. Hell, that little league pitcher Danny Almonte wouldn’t even drive his children on the team for ice cream after losses.

Unsolicited advice from someone who survived a very necessary estrangement from her own mother: beware of anyone who attempts to convince you that you should be able to look past this. I wish someone had told me 20 years ago that “blood is not thicker than safety.” Thank you and good luck.

Looking at the photo he looks like he’s fighting off some evil White Supremacist clone army made up of generic white dude #5 with some alternating hairstyles.

more like she never “broke up” with her “ex”.

Seriously though, I read that article yesterday and it’s completely worth 10 minutes out of your day to read in full. You learn things like:

This is why guys shouldn’t take a hometown discount.

right, like what’s wrong with being up front and making a donation to the Elizabeth Morgan House the centerpiece of this marketing scheme? isn’t that a good enough reason to donate?

I have so much to say. Good lord. Ultimately, Rachel has proven to really bum me out. nothing about this season was any different, groundbreaking, or even remotely surprising—aside from Peter’s reflective state—and she convinced herself that she wanted the man that showed the most emotion when an expensive watched was…

Yeah sort of interesting how the narrative is being spun; in this clip from GMA this morning she makes it seem as if she knew she was picking Bryan going into her breakup with Peter.

ESPECIALLY because their portmanteau is Peen.

Of the final three, I was surprised that Eric was easily the most likable, since he had such a rocky start on the show. Peter was charming at first, but in the last few episodes he seemed like he did not want to be there (like this whole episode he barely touched her . . . he was doing this weird barely brushing her…

Instead of being annoyed with the finale, I will just look at this picture of the happy couple that I actually care about.

she chose a ring over someone she could have had a real adult relationship with.