I’d go Jaguars. The Browns are currently a dumpster fire. But they have a passionate fan base and history. If they were to turn it around there would be people who are legitimately thrilled, it’d be a big deal.

Before the whole comment thread gets out of hand with all sorts of righteous posts, let the people who like senran kagura enjoy the news, including the ones stateside.

My favorite part of the Niners’s downfall is it’s entirely self inflicted. They drove out a good coach who had a good quarterback (who was benched and pushed out) and they fucked up a perennial good team with lots of talent (and young talent!) to this disaster. They had what was quite literally the perfect situation…

There have been some DOOOZY shitty Mariners trades over the years, but yet, this one really feels like peak mariners.

Oh, what’s that? Archers are the single most important unit of the entire game thanks to the advantages they can provide in securing a good foothold for your civ?

Racism? At an Indians game?

This move is the GM equivalent to just shuffling some papers around on your desk to make it look a little cleaner.

We’d probably be better off with Michael Phelps.

That’s not the way I learned it. You start with a city-state, then you clear out barbarians and send out colonists. Before you know it you’re developing nuclear weapons.

When will we as a society start saying “fuck off?” Seriously.

The Warrior will also accept 60% ownership in your start up.

That’s bullshit because he still has the scars, he just hides them under makeup in the second photo. He could have used foundation makeup for his original skin color.

He not only paid $41k in cosmetic surgery that will ultimately fall apart as he ages, he also has to put a few pounds of makeup, contact lenses and a metric ton of hair spray everyday.

Because the Greens nominated someone on the “who killed Tupac?” platform.

Are the Greens still running on finding Tupac’s killer?

No, not Greens. The Greens are basically Fundies who traded in their bible for a sack of non-GMO granola.

Maybe let the grass roots give it a shot for once.

Let’s nip this one in the bud: filming opposing teams’ sidelines was only legal from designated areas in the stadium, and the Patriots’ tapes were filmed from outside those areas. So argue over how big a violation it was, but it was technically illegal the whole time.