Thank god for white men or we would have no easy sexist/racist jokes left. Comedy would be real work.

Soon he can change it to #EvanMathisHPV

Puerto Rican Day and West Indian Day parades oddly not on list of choices...

in Chicago...after #BLM showed up...

I know. Shocking. Congo is normally such a peaceful place.

The kill meth dealers in Wyoming.

Goose must hates Jews too because Ryan Braun, right?

Jason, what does your jet look like?

Always fun using headlines with the word “murder” in them with respect to Presidential candidates. Secret Service loves that stuff. Keeps them on their toes.

Calvin’s in a ball on the front seat past eleven on a school night?

Say the girl with a pic of herself eating a donut.

another pic of Mr Johnson.

Weird that there’s no pic of Mr. Johnson. I will remedy that.

Show us on the doll where Trump touched you, Albert.

Awkward announcers that mispronounce names suck but the white ones are the WORST.

Ok here’s a shot out of the cannon, Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. Ya gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one. Go.

Thank God for the media. Back in the 70s and 80s people had no idea how terrified they should be of snow.

Instead of air, they should just inject the footballs with HGH then no one would pay attention to this.

I’m dubious that he can be successful in that role. I mean, what banned substance can his wife take to make him perform better in the front office?

I bet you thought it was a weed reference.