Is there any way to do this in Android? I have a Galaxy Note and would like to use my pen.

Intentionally saying distressing things to people should be a crime everywhere. Then people will finally start being nice to each other.

I used to bartend back in 90s at a strip club. Back then all the Russian girls on tourist visas were trying to find husbands or, if that failed, prove they were Jewish because there the US had a policy for letting in Soviet Jews but not other religions (Christians, Muslims etc). Some of these girls went to great…

Maybe they don’t talk about it because they don’t know anybody that has it?

If we have learned anything it’s that boys of any race/religion/ideology, that are raised around Boston, hate the marathon and will do anything to stop it.

Just over half of those people have been killed by a group that represents less than 3% of the US population? Very inconvenient for their loved ones, no doubt.

As a millennial, I’m cool with whatever they come up with that doesn’t restrict me from fucking lots of different people that I sort of know. But you can’t expect me to have enough condoms to get through the third or fourth round.

I think they should actually jerk off to completion.

Scared white people are the worst kind.

Espousing multi-culturalism is hardly harmful to the Rodgers’ brand. Agreeing with the crowd, however, is a sure way to lose his State Farm $.

Would be great if you guys could put up a vine of the exact spot where he loses his shit. That’s a long video.

Ha ha. Awesome. Next will you do a stereotypical African-American accent?

No pre-nup?