I was this close to exposing that guy until you published this article.

Now stop it.

This is very, very good.

Oh... Oh god... It’s so true... And the worst part is if you said that to him... he wouldn’t even get the reference.

Or like appointing Betsy DeVos as education secretary.

Exactly. He’s Dorian Gray and we’re his portrait.

What’s it gonna take for someone, or some group of idiots to realize what the hell is going on here? It’s like dumbfuck day is every waking moment with this clown.

I think we can all agree that this is an instance where dealing with the guy with extreme force was perfectly justified. I’m guessing ‘road rage.

Nope, too soon. It’s none of my business and I’m glad they’re all happy but all the hair stands on the back of my neck when this happens

i simply cannot bear to read another katy perry story like this.

This is because women love being paid with complements.

So glad that Ivanka wrote that book in support of working women. She’s being a wonderful advocate so far. /s

Can we at least have a tampon allowance? You know, since it’s the president’s favorite subject?

Wow, it’s almost as if a guy who is a known sexual abuser doesn’t think women are his equals. Wow.

Ban all men from having guns.

Question: If Black Lives Matter changes their name to All Lives Matter, do racists change their slogan to Black Lives Matter in a kind of Bugs Bunny reverse psychology play?

Yeah, I know, a single-digit loss in a district R’s won by 20 points last year, blah blah blah. Anybody else depressed as fuck right now? We are stuck with Trump and his evil brethren for the foreseeable future, and if there’s anything worse than Trump, it’s Trump thinking he won something. That’s Trump at maximum…

For people who are self conscious about going to the gym/getting judged.

Probably that he sounds like God.