I’d like to agree with you that she got what she deserves, but she appears to have made it out of the building as a billionaire with the power to ruin a generation of schoolchildren.

I know most of her ideas about how to properly educate American children are really dumb, but jesus christ, how fucking stupid does she have to be to think that this was going to go well for her?

How on Earth did she get invited to be the commencement speaker at a university, much less an HBCU campus? This is on that school’s administration.

It really is the little things.

This makes me all warm and tingly.

I felt very dumb, thinking that Phaedra Parks was a historically significant person. I googled it, feeling very ignorant.

Six of one, half dozen of the other.

He’s not smart enough to be a mole. More like amanipulated agent. All you have to do is compliment him and say how great he is an he will be your best buddy...

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Well now I feel even worse that I didn’t go to the gym today.

what do you think Sean smells like? Cinnamon and flop-sweat?

I love that you refer to working fast food as a ‘stint’ like its a damn prison sentence. Its actually surprisingly apt, as working fast food is a bit like being a prisoner.

The robber realizing that the gun isn’t having the effect that a gun should then waves the cocked gun in the cashier’s face. The cashier doesn’t even take a step back because he knows something we don’t and we need him to share it with us.

Threadjack: is anybody else seeing Jez flipped? Usually on my screen the stories are on the right and the “you may want to” stuff’s on the left but it’s all turned around.

cue Jeff Sesh “some judge on a bay in the Pacific”

Yep. Cowards who substitute guns for manhood.

I am ever ever so fucking sick and tired of men with guns who will not take NO for an answer.

This is a conveniently oblivious take. This kind of thing began long before any babies boomed, and it will be with us long after tomorrow’s babies are great-grandparents. If you think this is a last gasp of anything, you’re a fool.

It doesn’t hurt that Clinton and Richards are about 19x smarter than anyone else in the room.