You go all the way to Montana to suck a guy off, you want credit for your work.

MILWAUKEE-Asked restaurant host: “God, did you hear about Peter King?”
Host: “No.”
Me: “Died. from righteous indignation.”
Thought he would cry

PK: “Have some respect for the business. Despicable of you. Now where was I.”

I love the depth of his anger when his “ownership” of the quote just means it was said in front of him.

Nope, still just unfortunate.

Do you think Rondo and Demarcus Cousins reuniting on the Knicks in 2022 will actually be part of this same cycle we’re in now, or will it be a completely distinct cycle that involves Jason Kidd coaching the team to a 27-55 record while also being implicated in low-level securities fraud case?

Honestly, Idk...I just like laughing at Mike Tice hahaha

So they really line up,mostly, young black men shirtless and judge them on their bodies to see if they’re fit to work for them?

I think you maybe missed the point of her op-ed which was, succinctly, that she has chosen to embrace an ignorant, self-obsessed charlatan of a political figure because someone threw an egg at her once.

I am surprised he didn’t have a beer in his hand and that he had a shirt on.

Potentially more depending on the states you’re each in.

How is he going to watch Yankees games now?!

That person’s vote counts as much as mine. Horrifying.

I love how Berman gets the entire sports media world giving him glowing “retrospectives” when HE’S NOT GOING ANYWHERE. He’s still going to be doing dumb Sportscenter segments. He’s still going to be on their godawful NFL coverage spouting the same moronic catchphrases he’s been annoying everyone with for decades. In…

“I’ve met worse people. Idi Amin. Ted Bundy. Chris Berman was also a human being.”

Who would Berman’s competition even be at this point? He’s not really a commentator anymore, but he’s only barely an anchor. He’s just a thing.

It read like sarcasm, actually. “Sorry I used it for a few hundred feet because I was late” as if the short distance or the circumstances mitigate how inconsiderate and dangerous it is. What a fuckstick.

coupled with the ever-popular I ONLY DID IT FOR A LITTLE BIT!

No no, it was even worse: a “My apologies to those offended,” which is that infamous backhanded “I’m not actually sorry at all.”