Just a great photo 

There are few things more tired then a Bill Simmons Broseph analogy

Every day is more depressing then the last 

That sounds like a sweet trip

You can sort of blame Toronto. Talent or no, trading an all-star who loves playing for your franchise for an all-star who has no interest in playing for your franchise doesn’t seem like great business.

I was all excited to read this until I saw the soft G part. That’s peanut butter, man. Good luck anyway.

We really ARE great again!

My favorite part of Simmons dusting off the ole keyboard and writing again is when he refers to some lame “manifesto” or “theory” he wrote about 20 years ago like anyone who’s under 40 knows what he is talking about.

Isn’t this exactly what everyone thought would happen when the Lakers drafted Lonzo? The team can’t really be that surprised. They should have avoided this like the plague.

Well he’s white, so he’ll be fine.

People are sitting around dumbly as our government turns into a fascist kleptocracy. You seriously think anyone is going to give a crap about a few aliens?

I love how the guy who kicked into his teammates face just stands there in disgust instead of bothering to see if the dude is okay

There is nothing more humanly honest the the forced internet apology

Perhaps one of the worst counterpoints of all time. Nicely done.

It’s odd how richly satisfyingly this is to watch

Delete your account asshole

Wait, so I’m basically hanging out in my pajamas walking my dog and shopping at Whole Foods and you’re paying me to do it, but you want me to resign? Lol

Let people enjoy dumb movies

Christ how many articles on the Ringer are we going to get from this

Sports radio may be the one place on earth that’s worse then the Internet