This is like the Yankees not allowing A-Rod to hit but trotting out the corpse of Jeter for a whole fucking season in the 2-hole.

Nice still image.

I’m not saying Collins is a good manager or even the right manager for this team, but look at this lineup:

Does the state fair ever end in Iowa?

Sure, multiple world records, blah, blah, blah. Let’s get to the heart of the matter for any FEMALE athlete. Who is she dating? Does she think Michael Phelps is the best? Which male coach does she give most of the credit to for her success? Or is it her father? Does she like pink? Would she want to be on “Dancing With…

Of course he’s full of shit, every single thing he says is a stupid lie. He’ll never debate Clinton in any kind of real neutral setting, he’ll only do it if he can arrange for a moronic circus scene full of screeching idiots who roar over his spastic twitching and dopey insults. He’s a grade-A coward, a sleazy punk, a…

Their insta is fantastic - I followed for their frequent portraits of good doggos doing good doggo jobs.

Counter take.....you’re the worst person to ever live and should be banned by law from passing on your dna to any offspring.

Phil Mickelson is as popular as he is because he was the safe white alternative to Tiger Woods for racist golf fans.

I believe Derek Jeter’s running catch and leap into the stands vs the Red Sox was totally overrated and not that great

Fitzpatrick played quarterback at Harvard. It’s rarely mentioned when talking about him, just thought you’d like to know.

Things I will always remember about Peanut:

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a dog with that kind of thousand-yard stare.

Nothing compared to Mike Huckabee teaching his sons to continue eating while shitting.

You miss 100% of the memes you don’t tweet.

I get not wanting to nibble on mediocrity, but I’d much rather nosh on adequacy than choke on greatness, assuming I can also sip on competence.

I dunno what that Tom Brady one is supposed to mean, but man do I wanna go fucking do something! I dunno what that something is, but goddamn do I really want to do it.

They’re holding off until a team owned by a black guy tries to get funding for a stadium.

Agreed on all counts.

Fuck the Braves. Fuck Cobb County. Fuck Atlanta.