I won’t be watching but I hope digging up the ole Jared Subway corpse helps ensure that the next generation loses their appetite for Subway.

Someone’s gonna have to explain to me why charging stations don’t just have card readers on them and charge by the kilowatt.

AND they cut bigger checks than the manufacturers did

Meanwhile, Republican senator Joey Fillingane disagreed, saying, “Maybe we just like being last all the time. Maybe it’s a badge of honor — we’re the last ones to change. If we’re not careful ... we could deprive our citizens of opportunities they really ought not to be deprived of.”

Disagree. No one’s shaming Tate for being bald; otherwise that would have been part of every Andrew Tate article since the dawn of time (and every article about a bald guy ever). The joke here is that Tate himself has always equated masculinity with the ability to grow hair and now...can’t grow hair. It’s not funny…

Was Christina Aguilera ever an ambassador for women’s empowerment? As far back as I can remember for that generation, empowered women gravitated over to P!nk...who would undoubtedly tell the injectable people to fuck off.

The party of “small government” as in “petty” and “small minded”.

More accurate to say, Mississippi’s *franchise dealers* want EVs to be sold by franchise dealers.

Her vocabulary is very sophisticated too (“manifold” for example).  Which is not to say you can’t be a wordsmith unless you’re affluent but it is a clue of sorts.

He’s sporting a neckbeard on a chinless neck, which is the beard version of a combover.

Basically, even though it’ll be branded as “fighting the liberals and their EVs”, this just comes down to using political weight in favor of current donors. 

I’m sure he attributes it to having SO MUCH TESTOSTERONE and would prefer you call it *alpha* male pattern.

In snow like that, pushing requires two or three people plue one to control the gas as soon as any traction can be reached.

I agree—baldness happens. But it’s fun to mock when it happens to a man who clearly tried to frame it as a mascbro choice when he likely secretly wishes he had a full mane (which is why he posted on twitter about having a full head of hair, when he clearly doesn’t in the first place).

Considering how fast a lot of men go bald, 36 is pretty charitable.

Those who follow this dolt are the same that believe that the former president is in top physical shape.

I said a while back that this is the funniest part of him being in jail.  I actually find bald men more attractive, in general, but he was obviously pretending this was some “macho” look when in fact he just doesn’t have any hair :( What makes it sad is that he probably spent so much $$$ on rogaine before giving in…

Morty may not have even left Charlie behind. She could have gone to the police, told them Trey killed Chloe Jones, then gotten the reward money. Trey, anticipating this, kills her.

“IP that has been commercially viable for 50 years should be allowed to rest.”

Alternate take: there has been more than enough Star Trek already. They could just stop.