Balderdash as well.

Watching some of the coverage this AM, it struck me that no one actually seemed pleased to be there...except Camilla. Big, shit eatin’ “I’m gonna be the Queen, you peasants!” grin on her face. Even King Chuck looked like he was thinking “Just put the damn crown on my head and get on with it already.”

Did anyone even bother to ask Morrissey?

Don’t forget subsidies for fossil fuel companies.

File under: The operation was successful but the patient died.

Yes, but this is Elon we’re talking about here. If he didn’t blow up the planet during launch, he’d claim it’s a success and demand attention and praise.

Expect to see at least three low budget direct to streaming movies within six months based on your exciting concept.

Hey, Matt. It was Florida. You’re just lucky she didn’t exercise her god-given, Second Amendment right to carry and stand her ground that you hold so dear.

3a. Have your manservant step in in your stead.

Actually, standing off to the side and directng the blows of three other people. I doubt T.Swanson has ever been personally involved in an actual altercation in his life.

Yyyyyyep.

Those videos might be deepfakes. Autopilot also might not work as advertised.

Animaniacs revival writer Jordan VanDina to write the script

And a flat circle.

A vote thet the Kansas legislature is actively trying to do a “work-around” on since they didn’t expect or like the result they ended up with.

It’s going to be a Barb-Opp-alypse

I’m all for that, provided he applies the products to his face first.

Unfettered, unregulated and untaxed.

And Kristen avoids mentioning what project the role she’s booked is in.

And has a tragic backstory.